Thread:Khonarh/@comment-34745594-20181227190230/@comment-33993134-20181230181504

Skinniest Bitch than Sayonara Ugliest Face with Fan. Hey guys, the Japanese Goddess Fan Bingbing is here, and today I will share with you my secret workout to become a real skinny legend. Have you ever had such a feeling that you feel like a fat bitch, and you wanted to become a skinny legend? Do you crave for it, but just you too lazy to do something? Well, well, welcome to my training called "Skinniest Bitch than Sayonara's Ugliest Face with Fan."! For this workout you will need: a treadmill and several bottles of perfume (they must be MANDATELY empty). In any case, start with a run on the treadmill, you will start to sweat, yes, you did not hear the sweat! You probably wonder why we needed the sweat ?! And I will answer you, we will need the pot for the next stage. And to go to the next stage, your bottle must be completely filled later. After your bottle is filled with sweat, you need to go to the power simulator. And as we all know, the power simulator is a serious bitch, so you need a very, very, very, very, very, very, very much power to get the second entree. And the second entrant will be: a chemical! (Yes, yes, I know the ingredients are very strange, yeah im bitch i know).

After you have completed 2 stages, we proceed to the final stage: mixing the ingredients. Yes, it may seem to you that the smell will be terrible, even worse than the outfits of Janice Glenn. And yes, bitch, I advise you to mix the ingredients very VERY gently! I do so, note. No, well, what if you're such a stupid fat woman that you blow up the entire planet... *crickets* oh, i'm kidding, bitch. After you mix the ingredients, you should have something cherry or lilac in color with the smell of lavender. And when you start using them you will become the skinniest of skinny legends (Fiesta Salsa says hi). You will become so popular a bitch that even you will have more daddies than Farrah Moan. Says in a Cartoon Voice Okuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Thank you for being with me today on my workout, sooner or later, you will be better than Mariah Carrie with her foner. *Hair Flip* Good Luck Skiinies!!