Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20181229054925/@comment-27946255-20181230062505

Hey guys, my name is The Vixen. Today I will be demonstrating how to get fit n' lit using this super fun, quirky, and #relatable workout! Now, I may not be a Taurus, but I know how good it feels to have a set of horns... on the ass cheeks. Which is why we'll be using a special piece of equipment known as the AssHorns©! This equipment works by slowly stabbing each of your butt cheeks, activating their proteins and causing them to expand. It's amazing, and you know it's amazing because I made it! Today, we'll be using it to do a workout called the "Booty Poke N' Tweet". For this workout, you're going to lay on your back, lift your booty off the ground, and slide the AssHorns© under your butt! Slowly lower your booty onto the horns, so they pierce each buttcheek. Then, while your gluteus maximus is being poked, pull out your phone, and tweet about how great the AssHorns© are! Make sure to use #AssHorns and tag me @AssHornyVixen! Easy as pie, right? Now stand up, and look at what the AssHorns© have done to you! Girl, your ass will be thicker than Eureka after eating five African children for supper! Now you can go show all your friends and family how THICC you are! That's all for today! My name is The Vixen, and thank you for trying my dank and dabbin' workout! #PEACE