Thread:KvngDragon/@comment-34745594-20180714194750/@comment-5264011-20180730043401

Let’s get another round of applause for Miz Cracker everybody! *looks at Cracker* I guess you finally decided to get out of Bob’s ass. Too bad his humor isn’t sexually transmitted. *sighs*

As much as I would love to roast these fellow fishermen we call drag queens, tonight’s roast is specifically for all the wonderful judges. *smiles*

First off, we have the wondeful Aja! Judging by some of your critiques, I was skeptical of your qualifications as a true UDR winner...But after thorough researching, actually watching the season, I realized that my previous assumptions were correct.

Now Miz Crac-I mean Aquaria! *shakes head* Gosh when will you two learn to be different! It’s clear that you were a frontrunner in UDR2, but it looks like that statement went out the door. Looks like all your London fans did too.


 * sigh* You know I have to give it to Viper, her personality strongly matches her name. Though for someone who’s “gorgeous but deadly,” I’m not sure you meant actually death when you stated that sentence. Because looking at you yell at us on runway makes it seem like you’re two breaths away from rupturing an artery. That is if they’re not already busted like that face of yours.

Lastly, we have the ever-so charming Nick! You know after reading all these other judges, I honestly have nothing left to read you on. It’s hard to read the host when the people in the background have more presence that he does. *shrugs*

Anyways, thank you all for having me tonight it’s been a blast! If I truly hurt anyone, yes my name is Bianca del Rio! *waves*

Next, let’s give it up for the queen who’s teeth are worse than me on a Sunday morning, Kim Chi!