Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-30073052-20181010141437/@comment-27946255-20181028061759

Bloody Raini - By Ariana Grande

It was a normal Saturday. I was relaxing on my couch eating chipotle mayo donuts, enjoying life after I got rid of Pete. As I was chilling, I heard a whisper come from the bathroom. It said, 'Come here Ariana, I've got a fiesta goin' on.' Because I love parties, I leapt up off the couch and sprinted to the bathroom. As I entered, I called out. "Hello?" No one answered.

I turned around to leave, but then the door slammed shut and the lights went out! I yelped and then grabbed my iPhone XS Max (sponsored) and turned the flashlight on. I was shocked when I saw the mirror covered with a lipstick message. It said, 'Say Bloody Raini 3 times, turn around, and then touch your toes.' I screamed in horror. "That lipstick cost me so much fucking money!"

I decided to go along with what the mirror said. I said Bloody Raini 3 times, turned around, and touched my toes. When my fingertips touched my feet, I felt a smack on my ass. "HEY!" I cried out. I looked up at the mirror, and Raini Rodriguez was standing right behind me! I screamed at the top of my lungs. My screaming caused the mirror to shatter!

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Suddenly, I woke up in bed. It was all just a dream. But the shatter wasn't! I looked across my room and saw Pete Davidson crawling through my broken window. I dialled 911 on my iPhone XS Max (sponsored), but there was no answer! Pete began stealing as much of my expensive jewelry as he could, so he wouldn't have to live on the street. It broke my heart to see him like this. "Pete, don't you wanna stay with me?... and give me that 10-inch dick one last time?" Then, a voice echoed from the closet. "Sorry Ari, he's with me now." I squinted into the shadows, and out stepped Raini Rodriguez! I screamed so hard that I fainted.

The End.