Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20180813132204/@comment-27946255-20180816154619

Fat Fanny the drag queen is so fat, instead of dollars, she prefers to be tipped in ______!

Nick, she prefers to be tipped in HEALTH CARE! Universal healthcare for everyone! *points at the other contestants* YOU get free health care, and YOU get free health care, and YOU get free health care, and- *points at Caitlyn Jenner* nope, you don't get any health care, you're a lost cause. But as for the rest of you, go out and have a good time with your brand new wellness and financial stability! Goodnight everyone! Wait a second, am I not the host of this show?

Horny Holly is so horny, when she sees a ___ she fucks it

Well, unlike SOME, my mother raised me to be classy. Y'know, one time, my mother told me that the only time you should ever spread your legs is when you sit on a horse. However, I've only met a few men who've got things I'd call horses. Anyways, we all know that miss Horny Holly is a southern white girl, and when she sees her COUSIN she fucks him! Listen up, there are still generations of people, older people who were born and bred and marinated in prejudice and racism. And they all need to die. That's all for tonight, thank you, everybody! Hold on, I still haven't been cast as the new host? Why is this guy still here? He's terrible!