Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-30073052-20181010141437/@comment-27946255-20181014182709

Ariana Goode was in her castle, spending the day licking her delicious donuts. All was peaceful, until Ariana Baade showed up and stole all of her donuts! Ariana Goode got so pissed that she ordered all of her minions to attack Ariana Baade. Ariana Baade fought off the minions one by one, kicking them all in the coochie. At last, the only two left were Ariana Goode and Baade. They ran towards each other, ready to battle, when Ariana Goode tripped and fell down a conspicuously placed staircase. She broke all the bones in her body. Ariana Baade walked over to the crumpled hero, and said, "Yo pussy smell like cheese". Then Ariana Baade kicked Ariana Goode in the coochie so hard that she died. Ariana Baade went on to release an album called "Spicener". It sounded like shit and had no influence from Pharrell Williams. The end.