Thread:Karlm2/@comment-34745594-20180827145206/@comment-28383438-20180912035917

Tati: Hello everybody! Today we're with Jade Jolie, serving up trout on a platter! Oh was it tuna? Sorry.

Jade:  Hi Tati! Oh your beard grew back? Well that's ok just keep-

Tati: SHAVING! So glad you were eliminated that episode.

Jade: No mesbaving, Tati!

Tati: Stop singing that song, please! Anyways what are you gonna do to win this time?

Jade:  I'm going to "dragon this crown to me!"

Tati: ... Choices.

Jade: Excuse me? Fine, I'll judge you. I would judge you on that body because-

Tati: Enough!

Jade: ...

Tati: Thank you.

Jade: Look at all the things you can see!

Tati: Wait what? Oh nevermind, that bland verse of yours, yeah that's all I see.

Jade: I'm going to smack you like a fly over a cow patty!

Tati: Smack me? Well I'll just stomp on you and make the number 8 with your blood, because 8th place is coming!

Jade: At least I don't have backrolls!

Tati: And at least I'm not going to get 8th place!

Jade: Hmph.

Tati: By the way, you're a puppet and you're fake, just like the fact that you're NOT going to dragon this crown to you!

Jade: I'm cuter than you!

Tati: *rips apart*  DON'T GET CUTE, GET DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, AND GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE DEAD. *in deep voice* You're welcome.