Thread:Nicholas424/@comment-3338841-20180714023712/@comment-34745594-20180714181419

Turgida Trinity: Hey, Tammie, haven't seen you at the club lately. Tammie: Yeah well, I spent most of my summer working on my hair line Trinity: No, too vague, I heard you've been avoiding sex Tammie: NO, What you mean bitch? Tammie: I used to be a pimp, but now I'm always limp, suffering from a case of limp penis syndrome. Tammie: Now when I see a stud, looking fine as hell, I don't get hard, because my dick doesn't swell. Trinity: But, now there's a solution straight from Lady Bunny's wig, a handy little pill that makes your junk look big. Trinity: It's nothing like Viagra, that's a fact. It'll make your junk bigger just like that. (Turgida, Turgida) Tammie: Turgida saved my life, now I can go all night long, without feeling any strife. (Turgida) Trinity: Now illegal in 49 countries!