Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20180714194515/@comment-27946255-20180724034758

hi so i think im a little bamboozled by the assignment... i thought i was on the right track but then i saw what everyone else was doing.

are the recipes supposed to be legit but be written in a comedic gay way? or are the recipes themselves supposed to have outrageous and hilarious ingredients and directions?

here's an example on how i've been writing mine: "Take your long, thick, moist lettuce and finely chop it on your cutting board. Feel the knife cut through each layer of lettuce, and let your face be sprayed by the dewey moisture that bursts from within."

so like, my ingredients and instructions are normal... but is that what im supposed to be doing? or should i have shit like "add 2 cups of katya's pee"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OR DO I SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT RIGHT NOW