Thread:Nicholas424/@comment-30073052-20181010141603/@comment-34745594-20181013180151

Meet Kitten Withawhip. Kitten is a superhero who protects the city of New York from busted drag queens like Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change. She has the power to supply better makeup products for queens like them as well as her special power to give BJ's to all citizens of New York. That's right! Blow Jobs for every lonely and flaccid citizen of America. Just call 1-800-CHOKE-THAT-HOE, to get yours today. Classic Kitten, saving everyone from loneliness just like a real hero should.

Meet Bob the Bad Bitch, not to be confused with Bob the Librarian, but she is the utter complete opposite of Kitten. Bob enjoys terrorizing the citizens of New York and stealing all their makeup products and burning them. Her special ability is her shotgun which she uses to shoot down skinny white bitches. Oh, and see that baby she's carrying, that's her LUNCH.

One night, while Kitten was at a Taylor Swift concert. Bob came out of nowhere to destroy everything.

Bob: I know y'all ain't starting this WHITE ass party without me..

Kitten: Bitch, can't you see I'm trying to enjoy some TayTay.

Bob: Who the fuck listens to TayTay, why do people even like you?

Kitten: Because I didn't eat a fucking baby.

Then Bob and Kitten got into a huge argument before finally deciding to settle it in a battle...to the DEATH!

When it came time to battle, Bob absolutely destroyed Kitten because Kitten doesn't actually have any powers. Bob shot her in the head, while Kitten was throwing makeup products and dildos at her so she just ended Kitten's life like THAT.

Now the citizens of New York live in fear of Bob the Bad Bitch and soon everyone turned gay so that there would be no more babies for Bob to eat. Their plan failed however as Kitten changed her diet to something else. Now she only eats organic-dairy free air that she gets from the one and only Dislexyc queen...Bella Thorne.

THE END!