Thread:Dislexyc/@comment-30073052-20180706055136/@comment-35841151-20180727233440

Once upon a time, Shea felt hungry, this had to be the first time in 20 years that she felt hungry. Shea Coulee went to Chiptle to get her a meal. While she was waiting in line, she thought she saw someone sitting at a table. Someone she really didnt wanna see ever again. She brushed it off and went to order. "I'll take a boneless, lack toes in toddler ants, organic ai- actually.. Nevermind, I'm not gonna buy anything" said Shea. Shea went to a table and brought a straw. She sat there, sucking out the air from the straw. She really decided to eat unhealthy today! While she was eating air from her straw, she saw that person on the side of her eye again. This time she went towards her.. It was.. DELUSION!! Not only that but she had ordered every single thing on the menu! Shea just stared in shock. She had never been around so much food before. Delusion pushed Shea down in the chair. Delusion picked up one of her many many MANY foods and started to force eat Shea. Shea has never felt more full in her life. She started getting dizzy and fainted. She woke up a few minutes later surrounded by.. FAST FOOD. It was everywhere! On her left, on her right, up and down. She didnt know what to do! Shea couldn't even move. She was tied to a chair. Delusion came in the room with something weird in her hands. One of them looked like some sort of glass and the other one looked like a pitchfork. Delusion went up in her face with the glass and said "Sis, I snatched your edges and theres nothing you can do about it" and put the glass infront of her face. It was a mirror, and her edges... they were.. GONe! Delusion started laughing. She pulled out the other thing and stuck it in the food. She pulled it back out and SHOVED it down her throat. Shea had never deepthroated that hard in her entire life! Shea felt her stomach blowing up after eating one piece of the food. She couldn't hold it anymore. * BOOM * it said.. The whole room exploded. Shea.. QUEEFED! Her queef exploded up both Delusion and Shea. Shea still haunts some people to this day, going to their ears whispering "I'm skinnier than you'll ever be loser". The only thing people remember from Shea is.. Nothing actually. She's so skinny she just went straight through peoples thoughts. Slay Coulee is now, Chipotle Coulee.