Thread:Lethargic Yuki Co./@comment-34745594-20180509035348/@comment-26113939-20180516010734



Once upon a time, in a village that’s name has been lost to time, a Drag Professor who was recently fired from RuPaul’s Drag U was working on a creation that would take the drag by storm and dethrone RuPaul! Taking parts from queens who had quit drag, the mad professor created a drag queen that was perfect, beautiful, looked like Linda Evangelista, was a model, etc., etc.. The artificial drag queen came to life with a bolt of electricity and some glitter. However, this drag queen was not what the doctor had envisioned! She went to a makeup station, silently, and began to apply makeup. The doctor was horrified! The queen had beat her face in a way that she wasn’t supposed to. The queen, silently, went to her sewing machine and created a dress. However, this dress was not what the doctor had hoped! It wasn’t a flattering silhouette, nor was it glamorous.

"You are not my creation!" The doctor screamed in eldritch horror. "You’re... you’re... busted! You’re not a drag queen! You’re a monster!"

"Perhaps you are the busted one," said the synthetic queen. "Perhaps the real monsters are those who only believe that drag queens must be fishy, glamorous, and pageant-ready."

The End.