Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-30073052-20180923055836/@comment-27946255-20180929153401



I was getting ready for my next gig, applying as much cheeto dust to my face as possible. I looked at my bag of cheetos puffs, and thought to myself, "maybe just one..."

I took a cheeto out of the bag and popped it into my mouth. It was so delicious, until I fucking CHOKED! I asked my sis Shea Coulee to give me CPR when I pass out, but that bitch's hooves came clip-cloppin' over to me, and the stupid bitch knocked over a barrel of FUCKING ACID.

The acid poured all over me and I sizzled to death. And that's how I died. To this day there is still a cheeto inside my dead corpse.