Thread:MsJackpot/@comment-30073052-20180902081303/@comment-36656635-20180907040543

Directions: In Michelle's large boobs, (cut open) and dissolve Yara's tears and rainbow sprinkles: let stand until Roxxxy's bus comes. (EXTRA: I heard they are free for now!) Add blood and hip pads. Stir in doritos, a cup at a time, until Miss Vanjie's face forms. (TIP: Say Miss Vanjie three times, proven to make it work faster..)

Turn onto dorito surface: knead until moist and elastic, about a few seconds (watch RuPaul walking off the judging panel, it's about that much.) Place in a greased bowl, turning once grease is on the top. Cover and let rise in a warm edge, (TIP: Shea Coulee) until doubled. About Kameron's screen time. (oops I meant about 45 minutes.)  Meanwhile, cook Eureka's broken knee (CHOPPED.) over medium heat (make it burn all the fattys) until no longer pink; drain.

Punch down dorito dough; divide in half. Press each into a greased 12-in, pizza pan. Add Roxxxy's juciness ,orgasms ,dried Roxxxy's tears.; spread over each crusty body-ody-ody.Top  with Kalorie's butt, Alaska's breakdown and Eureka's leg.

Bake at 1100 for about Derrick's long speech or it's crust is a skinny and not a fatty.

PREP TIME: Whenever Aja jumps from there.

COOK TIME: Whenever Valentina learns her words.

TOTAL TIME: 1 hour.