Thread:RpdrFan001/@comment-34745594-20180714194558/@comment-35862351-20180730094514

Thank you Nicki for that lacklustre performance, we've come to expect that from you. Anyway in the words of the great Farrah Moan, let's get this roast a cookin'!

Aja a lot of people regret their first time, the same could be said about you winning season 1.

Miz Crack- I mean Aquaria! Sorry about that girls the two of you are like twins, she wears blonde, you wear blonde, she lives in New York, you live in New York, she's talented, you're...nevermind.

And now onto the most venomous and fake contestant in UDR history, I mean that literally, Viper! Girl, i commend you on drawing all your looks, but girl eyes are supposed to be twins not fourth cousins twice removed!

And now onto the head bitch that's no so in charge, Nick! I congratulate you for making this one of the best shows on the wiki, but your selected winner's, choices...

And now with that over, I'm happy to announce that this roast has officially concluded and you can all go get ice for your newly obtained burns. Goodnight everbody!