Thread:Letspartypeople/@comment-34745594-20190215223700/@comment-36043359-20190305114524

Hi hi hi everybody! What a nice lovely evening tonight! I'm so glad I brought an umbrella because tonight the shade will be showering.

April Showers, we know you represent Orange County as their tiny little rain drop, so it's really fitting for your foundation to represent it too! My lady, even your filters are orange.

Miss Showers, just like the rain, your lightning will strike...when your record finally says "ELIM".

April, it was really predictable for you to play as the Virgin Mary in the Snatch Game considering she has been your SAFEEEE-ior.

April Showers is so SAFE that she eats condoms every 10 minutes. Did I mention she is wearing one now?

April Showers is so SAFE when she shops for condoms and birth-control pills she would greet them "Hey gurl!".

April Showers is so SAFE even a kiddie ride would be counted as threatening.

April Showers is so SAFE that she prays to herself to not be eliminated.

And finally, unfortunately, April Showers is so SAFE, Peaches couldn't even lay a finger on her.

Well that's all for tonight ladies and gentlequeers. And I'm surely sitting next to April now so I wouldn't flop again. Bye bye bye!