Thread:Mmatthewmatixx/@comment-34745594-20181006012056/@comment-35712102-20181012035844

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Hi, beauties. It's me, the queen Bebe Zahara Bo'nina Brown Summers Madison the Drag Queen Benet. You know how you have a coat that needs to be hanged but there is nowhere to hang it?


 * zooms out to Bebe standing in a room filled with edges*

And you know when you don't have a head to put your wigs in? Ugh, one of the struggles of a drag queen...

Well, the mother has created a masterpiece! Bebequins are here to solve those problematic problems. From coats to those Shake and Go wigs, they will help you anytime!

But wait, there's more!

We specialized it to be brought anywhere, now you can never worry about anything. It will follow you everywhere even when you take a shower, sleep and do your...lovely business. I promise you there is no camera on those hazel eyes *Bebe's face drops*

BUT WAIT QUEENS, THERE'S EVEN MORE! I added some tracks on Bebequins. Of course, they are African like that's why it looks like a giraffe, and I love Africa, seriously. Anyways, you could listen to Africa by Toto or my song Jungle Kitty! Stream it now because talking about it too much on Twitter isn't enough.

BUT WAIT THE- Just kidding. That's all this precious product can give you right now. I promise you there will be more to come. Also, if you are the 2 first customers to order, you would know who I picked to come back and who I would eliminate. That's juicy.

Bye, queens. Mother will come back another day!