Thread:MizVanjie17/@comment-34745594-20180612205017/@comment-35783407-20180616081324

'''On Chinese New Year, the tired ass showgirl herself, Phi Phi O’Hara arrived at her gig. She had found herself to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for content and decided to do a Chinese New Year themed gig that night. After breifly researching the holday, she learned that lanterns and fireworks are typical in the celebration. She had just stopped at her local Party City to collect some props for the show including fireworks, and paper lanterns. Sharon Needles scowled at her as she checked out her items. '''

'''Her gig was going well, the audience was not booing her yet, so she just continued. '''

'''“You know, I think it’s going to be the year of Phi Phi O’Hara bitches!” She said. Many audience members had their phones out and filmed. “Too bad it’s the year of the pig which means it’s Willam’s year.” The audience was filled with gasps, and cheers. “And then the year after that is the year of the rat, which means then even Sharon has a year!”'''

'''Phi Phi continued her gig which went smoothly, and soon enough it was her break time and Charlie Hides was up, to just kind of stand there while music played. '''

'''Upon stepping off stage, Phi Phi glanced at her phone, her notifications were blowing up! She saw the video of her roasting Sharon and Willam on twitter with thousands of likes and retweets. '''

'''Another notification popped up. A text message. From Willam of all people.'''

“Come outside”, it read.

'''Phi Phi grabbed her switchblade and slipped it up her sleeve before slipping out into the alley. The February air wrapped her in a icy blanket. She glanced to the end of the alley, there stood Willam and Sharon glaring menacingly. Willam took a long drag off of a cigarette before dropping it to the ground and smothering the ember with her heel. '''

The two girls walked forward, Phi Phi stood her ground.

“You think your tough shit, Phi Phi” Sharon crossed her arms.

'''“I only said what was true.” Phi Phi retorted. '''

Sharon began to tie back her party city wig, preparing to fight.

“You wanna know what year will be your’s bitch, wait til the year of the snake, scaly bitch.” Willam said.

'''At that moment, Phi Phi slipped the switch blade out of her sleeve and flicked it open. Both girls took a step back.'''

'''“Your knife seems very pointed, right now”, Willam said. Sharon nugged at Willam’s arm and they both stepped back, into the shadows. “This ain’t over bitch”.'''

'''Phi Phi returned back into the bar, not noticing the two girls slip in behind her. Charlie finishes his performance just in time for Sharon to wrap up the night with her fireworks. She called out to the crowd to pump them up. Upon all of the bar goers leaving the building to watch fireworks outside, Sharon lit a firework inside the box that Phi Phi was holding. The wick shrunk and sizzled until it reached the firework.'''

'''BOOOOOM! The firework erupted and blasted Phi Phi out of the ceiling. She landed in the alleyway in a cloud of smoke and sat up just in time to see Sharon and Willam jump into a getaway car. Before they peel off, she hears an ear-shattering toung pop, she glances at the license plate'''

'''"BCKRLLS" it read. '''

'''Phi Phi dusted her self off, she had survived Chinese New Year but was a differnt woman. '''