Thread:Mmatthewmatixx/@comment-34745594-20180813132632/@comment-35712102-20180818025400

Welcome, witches and gentleghouls! My name is Sharon Needles, and I will be hosting the first ever Drag Rush Awards! I know right?

If you don't know what the DRA's are, it is basically the low budget DESPY's that is held on the internet. Just kidding!

On the backstage, we voted a queen who we think won the category award in our eyes. If one of us wins an award, they will be slightly happy because that will be the only win they will get for now! I see you Phi Phi!

Enough with being shady and let's get to the nitty gritty. Let's introduce these fierce queens!

This queen got me shooketh, dead, living, crying, and she's iconic! WIG SNATCHED! It's Katy Perry!

Sitting next to her is the one and only queen of submissions, Red X! I really love your looks, you know. Thry remind of a drag queen I know, her name is Google Images!

Oh look, the villain queen Phi Phi O'Hara is also here. She probably almost becomes a top in bed, just like in this competition!

The mother of kindness Asia O'Hara is with us too! You know, I am feeling generous right now. After this show, I'll be giving you a tour to my garden, filled with butterflies! Kameron is also waiting for you there.

And lastly, it's the one...and only....Madame LaQueer! Oh sorry, Kim Chi!

We will now be proceeding to the awards! Please welcome the wig snatcher and skinny legend Katy Perry! Give her a witness and a round of applause.