Thread:Plastiquerose/@comment-34745594-20190325032846/@comment-37334545-20190325041820

Nicholas: Next up, it's the one and only, Valentina!

Alaska As Valentina:  *In a forced grin* *muffled voice* Hello, it's me, your fan favorite!

Nicholas: Valentina, this is a snatch game we need to see your lips.

Alaska As Valentina: *In a forced grin* *removes mask* Alright... I'm ready.

Nicholas: Kim Chi is so fat, even her ___ has diabetes.

Alaska As Valentina: *In a forced grin* Well, I think her lisp has diabetes. Girl, have you heard her? If you try to help her make it dissapear, its like trying to make Naomi over here find a personality so she doesn't have to cover it up with legs; impossible. Eso fue para aterrizar en el fondo con mi perra!

Nicholas: Cardi B has lost her mind! Instead of money, she pays her ghost writer in __________

Alaska As Valentina: *In a forced grin* Que? "Ghost writer"? I don't know what that is, but I'm going to think they're people with no souls, just like how I treat my friends! Oh wait, Farrah just texted me, I'm gonna ignore that for now.

Someone: Villaintina!

Alaska As Valentina: Thank you babe, and most thank you to Nicholas here for having me. Te amo!