Thread:Kaiko Rimen/@comment-34745594-20180509035208/@comment-27793210-20180515040938



The Cold Case of Nina Bo'Nina Brown's Hip Pads

It was a dark and stormy night. Trinity Taylor was walking down the street after a session of "Horseplay". Walking down the street, Trinity felt a sudden chill up her spine before looking back and large hip pads, the size of Jamaica, possibly even the size of Sasha Velour's IQ slowly approaching her. Trinity watched in shock before hearing a familiar voice. "I'm Nina...Bo'Nina..." Trinity ran down the street after gazing at the terrifying sight and the hip pads sped up but the voice remained the same. "Banana...Fofana..." Trinity ran and ran but was stopped by an even more horrifying sight; her Season 9 Promo Look. A gasp escaped Trinity's mouth and looked back at the hips moving even faster. "Osama...Bin Laden...." Trinity sprinted but she was no match for the gigantic hip pads, the hips pads caught onto her and pinned Trinity to the ground with the last words Trinity heard being... "...Brown..."