Thread:Khonarh/@comment-34745594-20190215224024/@comment-33993134-20190305063221

Hi judges! and as always thank you Charlie Hides for even showing up, I'm surprised you could get out of bed. But anyways when I was invited to come to this fundraiser I had no idea what it was for but looking at these outfits that some of the contestants have prepared so far I'm guessing it's for the homeless, Anyways, tonight I will be roasting my fellow season 8 sister, she is the one & only: RuPaul! Okay, I will be honest with you guys, when I saw RuPaul's come into this competition, i was like: Hello Miss Awkward, Illiterate & Poor - because everybody knows that she is the new Red X of this season, ...yeah I know she is a dumb one. Ugh, speaking of dumb, does anyone remember her magazine cover? Oh my god, it's just so terrible that now it seems to me that's where Ru belongs. in terrible magazine stores. I feel really bad for her poor performance at snatch game, but at least she was in the bottom again! #TeamRupaul. Okay, let's talk about her runway looks now. To be honest, after looking at ALL of your ugly costumes from RPDR, I realize why cows don't try to escape when they get taken to the slaughterhouse, some of you I don't think would be able to escape without breaking a rip cough Rupaul cough. And it's became interesting to me, it doesn't suck to be famous but still have a personality as basic as Vanessa? Also, the only thing you can compare to Lady Gaga to is the amount of times she has fallen on stage. At least she was being entertaining when she did...but you can't relate, сan you Rupaul? And lastly, I would really love it if we could read the eliminated queens! But no one cares about them and their bad business + their looks already got the job done. Anyways, my time is up, sadly! But, thanks for having me here, it was so much fun to be here! *Leaves but remembers that she forgot to announce someone* Oh wait, i'm forgot to announce the next bitch, please give your attention to April Showers. Can't wait to see how she flops like as her snatch game!