Thread:Dislexyc/@comment-34745594-20180612204832/@comment-35841151-20180616203644



46 years after RuPauls Drag Race happened, Jujubee was living peacefully in her home. One day she had to go to the doctor because she thought something was wrong. The doctor told her that she was diagnosed with... Hoe101. She asked the doctor «What is that?». The doctor said that «It’s when you’re addicted to being a… hoe.» She saw this coming, people have told her that she’s had Hoe101 since she was 6 years old.

Her mouth was so juicy when she came home from the doctor. So was her cooch.

She was so exhausted like every old other person when she came home.

She was getting ready to go to bed but some guys texted her. They told her that they wanted to meet her the next day. Jujubee said «Of course, just bring some fried chicken».

She woke up feeling happier than ever. She gets this feeling about once a year. She’s very hungry too and all of a sudden she wants turkey. She was too busy to get turkey because of the guys coming over. They guys are gonna be here soon! She had to get ready!

She heard knocking on her door and went to open it. The guys came in and didn’t even say hello. The guys ware just same age as jujubee. They tried to carry her but they struggled to carry her. They gave up and they had to walk to the living room. They started to take off each others clothes, Jujubees cooch was starting to tremble. She took one of the guys dongs in her mouth and another one in her coochie. After doing «it» for a while, she heard someone outside. She didn’t care. She heard another noise, started to get worried. She couldn’t do anything because of the guys. *BANG* «HAPPY THANKSGIVING GRANDMO…». Her children and grandchildren bursted in her house. It was thanksgiving, and she was having sex.. The children looked at their old grandma with the blue outfit getting banged by old men. They all went outside with a shook face. While everyone was gone, the men ran through the backdoor and Jujubee fixed her outfit. She went outside, the kids were crying and the adults were disgusted. Jujubee said in embarrassment, «Anyone want some fried chicken?»