Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20180714194515/@comment-27946255-20180726045934

Once upon a time, when all was beautiful, there were three powerful dragon sisters: Bobagon, Dragomi, and Kimchagon. They ruled over an enormous kingdom that bloomed with life.

Bobagon was the lesser of the three. She was greasy, loud, and generally unfavourable. Dragomi was next in line. She was very beautiful, but was unfortunately dumb as fuck. And finally, the most stunning, Kimchagon. She was intelligent, beautiful, talented, and the most respected of the three dragons. She had long hair that was the colour of corn, sharp claws that were the colour of cotton candy, and enormous wings that were the colour of emeralds. She was literally perfect in every single way. These three sisters formed a council that controlled the entire kingdom, with Kimchagon being the head of the council (since she was just so much better than the other two).

Being head of the council, Kimchagon possessed a beautiful golden crown, bedazzled with all kinds of jewels. This crown wasn't just for show, it gave Kimchagon the power to control everything that partook in the kingdom. With the crown upon her head, Kimchagon had huge dominion over the serene and perfect kingdom, and with that power came jealousy from Bobagon, who wanted the world to look like literal shit.

One day, Kimchagon was roaming above a rolling green field, casually being flawless. She watched the peasants below her as they bowed to her ethereal presence. All was peaceful until Dragomi flew in front of her.

"Kimchagon! Hurry!" shouted Dragomi, "We have to get back to Bobagon! She found something terrible!"

Dragomi led Kimchagon to the enormous castle where the three dragons lived. She flew through the halls, and into a bathroom.

"What could Bobagon have possibly found in a restroom?" said Kimchagon.

"Dunno. But she told me to tell you to stick your head in there." Dragomi pointed to the toilet.

Kimchagon shook her head. This was obviously a trap. But Dragomi was way too stupid to think of anything that would fool her, so maybe...

Kimchagon sighed, then slowly moved her head toward the toilet seat. Out of nowhere, Bobagon smashed through the window above the toilet, her nasty stench instantly filling the room. Shoot! Of course this was a plan devised by Bobagon. She should have known better. Bobagon cackled, and before she could do anything, Kimchagon's crown was snatched off the top of her head - and so was her goddamn weave!!! She shouted in protest, but she wasn't fast enough. Bobagon had already placed the crown upon her head. Fuck! The beautiful green fields instantly turned the colour of poo, and so did the beautiful blue sky. Kimchagon burst through the window, and when she made it halfway through, Bobagon doubled her size, causing her to be stuck in the window. She screamed and cried, but it was too late. Bobagon had already flown away.

To this day, the world still looks like shit, Kimchagon is stuck in a window, and Bobagon has the crown on his head. The End. Yup, that's it. Goodnight bitch!