Thread:Plastiquesummer/@comment-34745594-20190215224105/@comment-37334545-20190305045727

Hello hello hello! Now, since I get to go first, it must be obvious that im being paired with Rita Ora since she is the obvious 1st... runner up canidate. Now lets stop messing around, lets get this roast a cookin!

Dear Rita, please check your face bitch! Your promo mug looks like yo husband treats you like shit. Those million dollar- i mean layer eyebags? Not cute...

Now lets talk your entrance... Interesting, I assume you just got back from the shower?

And finally...

-Looks at Rita's Writing Challenges-

Don't get me started on that magazine girl... Just like the title, you're unoriginal. Atleast you were original and went for the blackface idea! Oh wait, Pearl already invented that shit girl.

Next up is the amazing, the legend, the icon, Roxxxy Andrews! Oh shit, that aint Roxxxy?

So sorry for the slip-up, please welcome Kim Kumdashia- Kim Kardashian!