Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20180813132204/@comment-27946255-20180817222103

Acceptance Speech

So much thanks to the peoples who voted for me, tonight you're looking fine! *winks and points finger guns* Ahem, I am so honorabled to be here next to my other nominationees. Did it hurt when you guys falled from heaven? Because you looks like angels. Hahaha! Good one, right? I also want to thanks my father. When we moved to the America, he made sure to priorityize smooth talking over... actual talking. That's how I am manage to be so- oh god, Phi Phi, you're distractioning me! Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy! Anyways, the orch of stra is playing loudlier and loudlier, so I'm guess I'm have to leave now. Bye!

Presenting the Award for Manliest Queen

Wow, hasn't this been a great night? Our last award of the evening goes to the Manliest Queen. The popular trend of looking like a man began when Michelle Visage joined the judging panel on RuPaul's Drag Race. Since then, many people have followed in her footsteps, including tonight's fine nominees. The nominees are: Asia O'Hara - For when she covered her face in protest around the time of the season 10 finale. Many words rushed to my head when she did that, but you know what WASN'T one of those words? Fish. Katy Perry - For smelling like dick all the time, despite literally being a woman. And lastly, Red X - For demonstrating many male characteristics, such as: being a man. A round of applause for our nominees! Yay! Okay stop clapping. The Drag Rush Award goes to... Robin- uh I mean, Nightwin- wait, what was it? Oh yeah! '''Red X! '''Congratulations!