Thread:Mmatthewmatixx/@comment-34745594-20180827144707/@comment-35712102-20180830222131

(Written by: April, Gia and Thorgy) [Gia Gunn] If you don't wanna drown You gotta do what Gia says

[Team Gia Gunn] In the event that the ship would capsize There’s only one thing that you can do If you don’t want it to be your demise Then follow these instructions You better pad your body, booty, tits, hips and asses Or else you drown

(Written by: April) [Tatianna] He used to take me into the balcony He'd make me pose like Jesus and say OH HONEY, HONEYYYYYY And I loved it, I loved it! UNHhhh, I looooooooved iiiiiit!

(Written by: April, Thorgy and Trinity) [Thorgy Thor] Don't sleep in the sea Or you'll be seasick And it will end in a-

[April Carrión] Vomit disaster Like my man on the bed Riding him until his barf...BLEHHH!

[Trinity K. Bonet] There are so many things that you can eat in the buffet But never never never eat the seafood Or your stomach, yeah your stomach Will say hello, ohhh

(Written by: April) [Team Gia Gunn] Ohhhhh! *slap* Augh! *slap*
 * Shangela voice* Fucking bitch! *slap*
 * Phi Phi voice* I said I felt! *slap*
 * Farrah voice* Ohhhh! *slap*

[Lady Gaga] And now the main course of Glamazonian Seaways Is coming up to you, and her name is Miss Ufeelmi Ophelia

(Written by: April) [Ophelia Overdose] Hi everybody I'm here to tell you to wear all your...floaters Weeeeee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo duh doo doo Wear all your, wear all your big floaters Yeah Wear all your, wear all your, wear all your, wear all your floats...please! Wear it up now Wear also yours

[Tatianna] Wasn't she just great ladyboys and girls? I had no idea you were so into shit!

(Written by: April) [Lady Gaga] Oooooh, gurl!
 * tuck pops*

[Tatianna] Well must I tell you always tuck? I ain't your drag mom We will take a pic if we think that schlong is long

[Lady Gaga] I got no storage left There's no way to take a pic But we got Alaska tape To tuck it by the back Alaska Thunderfun Fashion Tape Available on RuPaul's DragCon

(Written by: April & Thorgy) [Everyone] Glamazonian Seaways, Glamazonian Cruise Lines We are the queens of the sea Come on fishes show them how we Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish Swim Swim it fish