Thread:BenDeLaChrist2005/@comment-34745594-20180703044211/@comment-35010162-20180704164015

A number of years ago, Super-villain Pinkmorta Von Odd was Fighting her arch nemesis Bald Superhero Sasha Velour the queen of gay literature and to her surprise she lost in the fight so that night she had a thought to herself I need a sidekick. So obviously her first action was to put a add on Craigslist, Pinkmorta was quite angry when nobody responded. The anger grew and grew until one day she traveled to California and cursed a little gay boy she picked of the street, the cause was curse of his skin forcing his skin to turn inside out and would only be broken when he had worked as Pinkmortas slave for 10,000 years. It’s been 5 years by now and Reversa is still under the curse mindlessly following Pinkmorta about blood it constantly spilling out him and when he speaks all you can hear are mumbles however he can still think and the thought always on his mind is “I’ve not been laid in 5 fucking years I’m so fucking horny.”