Thread:MsJackpot/@comment-34745594-20180827144754/@comment-36656635-20180918025610

Let's give a round of applause for my sister, Trinity K. Bonet! Good to know you're teeth are just fine. Anyways I'm Gia Gunn, the boom boom gun and today I'm ready to read.... our judges!

First up... Aja, ayo sis! Why do you keep saying "level ya pussy up" when you don't do so yourself? Your pussy isn't even tucked and  to be honest it's non-exsistent, like your critiques in season 4!

Miz- Sorry why does everyone make this mistake, I meant Aquaria! I'm just saying, your critiques are shorter than Miz Cracker's and Nicki's penis combined, I may have stolen that from Nicki, but at least I don't steal looks unlike you.

Next up, our season 3 winner.... Viper! Your quote is "deadly but gorgeous." Just change it to "dead." Because you'll be dead if you don't fix them eyes! Also I don't care, if my eyelash is wonky. Just fix your eyes and stop being fake! No seriously....

Winner that has the shortest penis of all time... Nicki Minaj! That big booty of yours is so fake, whatever, so is your talent and your crown, because we all know you have went home in ep. 5, if you weren't a "frontrunner." Nice one, Nick.

Kim Chi... also known as lower DOB score than 3 queens winner! I admire you,  why? You have shown me I don't have to do the best to win a season! Also, your gold submission is too much... TOO MUCH! I can't see your talent from there aka I never did.

And our mother... Nicholas! Nick you know what's cool? You host the biggest rush of all time, people rushing to get in, but sadly, you haven't won a rush yet yourself.

Anyways thank you all for listening! I had fun! A lot of fun, and you all are still dudes by the way.

Next up, *looks* let's see if she has a witty catchphrase, you know what I mean? It's Thorgy Thor!