Thread:KvngDragon/@comment-34745594-20180714194750/@comment-5264011-20180722195259

America, it’s time for a ''change'. For too long we’ve let people with bad taste, bad skin, and bad opinions run our country to run smithereens. They’ve all been hung over with a sense of pride and egotism. Today, America, this will all change. For I, Yuhua Hamasaki, am running to be your next DRAG PRESIDENT!

Four score and some years ago, Trinity Taylor gave a powerful speech about tucking everything away that garnered massive attention. However, she’s sadly not with us, but as she passed, she left me with one wish: to become president and make sure everyone tucks! And today America, I will make that happen!

Someone’s spouting racist shit? TUCK THEIR MOUTH! Someone’s writing yet another fake news tweet? TUCK THEIR FINGERS! Someone’s looking at you a little too closely and a little too friendly? TUCK THEIR FUCKING EYEBALLS!

If you want to live in a world with less hate, less violence, and more tucking of all kinds, vote for Yuhua Hamasaki. For with me, I will make sure America tucks again!