Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-34745594-20180714194515/@comment-27946255-20180730032343

Wow, weren't those some amazing roasts? Great job, Bianca!

Ori, your talent reminds me of Nicki Minaj's penis: nonexistent!

Aquaria, on your season, it's clear that you were very good in the challenges. But to me, I think you won using your beautiful faces. Yes, both of them!

Viper, your outfits are stunning, but your eyes are so fucked up. I'd tell you to see a doctor, but it seems like you won't be able to see anything!

Anyways, onto the lovely host, Nick! Nick, you are so fucking gay. You are so gay that you spit on a lollipop before you suck it. You are so gay that when someone says "top", your butthole clenches. You are so gay that when Ariana Grande released new music, your neighbours had to buy earplugs. And finally, you are so gay that when you die, you will death drop into your coffin.

That's all from me tonight! Next up, we have a queen who is known for many things, such as: being Australian, being a woman, and that's pretty much it! Give it up for Courtney Act!