Thread:Mmatthewmatixx/@comment-30073052-20181010141820/@comment-35712102-20181014085715

Once upon a time, Party City was attacked by homophobes. Gays were imprisoned in local sheriff stations, priests were trying to "pray the gay away", and it was all led by the Texannie Homophobina.

Texannie - C'mon, darn gays! Ya'll better make my apple pie without that faggy shit.

Gay - ...OK, werk.

Suddenly, a shadow dashes by the dark. It confronts Homophobina, and she was Dr. Tranny B'tox! The savior of the gays, even BenDeLaChrist is shaking with her lipstick.

Texannie - Dr. Tranny B'tox?! What in tarnacion are ya doin' in this countryside?!

Tranny - Bitch, this isn't even your land. You took it away from the gays.

Texannie - Blah, blah, blah. WHATEVER! Priest, pray this damn tranny away!


 * priests march down while chanting prayers*

Tranny - Shake n Go Wig bomb!

Tranny then throws the bomb at the priest march. It explodes and they magically turn into RPDR stans.

RPDR stans - Yas, bitch, yasss! *snaps fingers*

Texannie - What in the hell? Sheriff, gimme your shotgun 'cause shit's about to get wild.

Tranny - I don't think so, Jesus stan!

Tranny throws another Shake n Go wig bomb at Texannie. Texannie avoids it.

Texannie - Really, shithead? A bomb? Go back to that one weapon that you got!

Tranny - Ugh, tired ass cowgirl...

Texannie - Cowgirl? Atleast I am a cowgirl, homo! Go back to Party City where you belong!

Tranny - Bitch, this is Party City!

Texannie - I know, and it gave me more time to get my best gunshot Kelly. Isn't she beautiful?

Tranny - Both of you have the same look: ugly.

Texannie - Alright, that's it, Tranny! Say hi to your friend Chad on hell, where all the gays are!

Tranny - You better say hi to the 12 disciples up in heaven! *shoots Texannie with male hormones*

Texannie slowly shrinks and become a man.

Texannie - Curse you, Tranny B'tox! *rides on police car*

The gays then get free and celebrate the victory of Tranny.

Gays - Yes, bitch, you betta fuckin' work!!!

Tranny - You gays are the best! All of you get Botox from me! You get a Botox, you get a Botox, you get...

-The End-