Thread:A7777/@comment-34745594-20180525235738/@comment-35165338-20180606012949

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a princess named Talltalia. She dreamed of a world in the sky, one above the clouds where there was drag queens, pre-revival disco music, and hard drugs probably. She told the kids at school about her dreams and they hurled nasty insults at her. "That's stupid," They would say. "You're a man in a dress," They would scream. This abuse would get to Princess Talltalia, so she would walk down dark alleys at night, thinking of ways to reach the clouds. One night, a toad-like man approached her while she was on a nightly stroll. He sold her a bag of magic mushrooms. "Will these help me reach the sky?" She asked. "Sure, yeah, whatever." He replied. Talltalia was ecstatic. She went home and consumed the mushrooms quickly. Before she knew it, she was 200 feet tall. She could finally reach the clouds and party all night long. When she went to school the next day, the kids still didn't believe her story, but she knew it was the start of something magical. The end.