Thread:Kaiko Rimen/@comment-34745594-20180612205119/@comment-27793210-20180616061804

The Story of Mardi Gras
A long, long time ago during the creation of the world, God made Adam and Eve, male and female. God made the rules for Adam and Eve to follow but there's one rule above all he enforced. No Homosexuality. Adam and Eve followed that rule religiously but deep in the land of hell were the rainbows of Satan and Satan could'nt allow the prohibition of gayness. So Satan created Steve to trick Adam into falling for the gay. One day, Satan let Steve out into the world to find Adam and bring him over to the rainbow side. Days past and Steve found Adam and Eve in their cozy little hut and Steve put his plans into motion. Steve came over and knocked on the door, and Adam answered. "Hello?" "Hi, My name's Steve" "I don't think we've met? Did God send you?" "Oh yes he did, and he has informed me to bring you over to a brand new lifestyle" "A new lifestyle?" "Yes, we call it 'The Gay'" "The Gay?" "Yes, The Gay" "What do we do to live with this new lifestyle?" "It's quite simple, speak in high-pitched tones, be obssessed with rainbows and suck dicks" "Hmm, alright, alri-, wait WHAT?" "Yes, in order to be a part of the Gay, what you do with woman, you must do with men" "But God said we're not allowed to do that" "The Gay isn't so bad" "Let me show you" Adam and Steve ran off and to put it simply, had some fun. This went on for weeks and Eve began getting suspicious and prayed to God. "God, do you have any idea what is going on with Adam? He's barely around and doesn't semm please during the night" "He's not being-. No..." "What happened?" "NO GAY!!!!!!!!" "No gay?" "I have failed for Adam is now a homosexual who enjoys the company of men" "But that was your biggest rule" "Yes, and now he must be punished" God decided to intervene. One day while Adam and Steve were "snuggling" and God found them. "NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Steve panicked. "Fuck, it's the Old Man!" "NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" By screaming his disapproval of gayness, thunder dropped from the sky and hit Steve, killing him. "STEVE!" Steve whispered his last words into Adam's ear before dropping to the ground. "NOW YOU!" God pointed at Adam. "GO HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!!!! NO. MORE. GAY" God then pointed at Eve. Adam learned his lession about the gay and for the rest of life, had boring sex with Eve, but what God didn't count on was that Steve was a product of Satan and after his death, returned to the Earth from which he was made, spreading rainbows around the world and infecting billions with The Gay. Now, once a year, the gays celebrate the Legendary Steve and his final words he left before bringing more gays to the world. Mardi Gras.