Thread:Jakefear18/@comment-34745594-20190215223948/@comment-37246240-20190302161339

Makeup Product Name: The Receding Pomade

Demographic: Old people

Adversisment:

Are you an old bitch who has no eyebrows? Do you struggle to grow them out because your hair is receding? Well do we have THE product for you! Introducing The Receding Pomade, made specially for old people! This one universal shade is perfect for all you back snappers out there who are spending all your money on growth serums that don't even work. To use just dip your brush into the product (a little does go a long way) and start filling in those slugs. In no time your receding eyebrows will be longer than the time you have left to live!

''Oh! And FYI I'm aware the runway look isn't really Jet Set Eleganza, it was the closest I could find. So save it in the critiques.''