Thread:Nicholas424/@comment-30073052-20181010141603/@comment-34745594-20181028190404

From busted queens, to skinny white bitches and watching Kim Chi trying to dance, there's nothing scarier than what I'm about to tell you about. Even the thought of it makes me GAG...well not really. This particular thing is so scary that it can only be found in a couple people...that's right, I'm talking about, TINY. PENIS. SYNDROME!

Not to be confused with restless leg syndrome, Tiny Penis Syndrome is a rare disease only found in a few people; my fellow competitors and Miz Cracker. Although this is very scary, it clearly doesn't apply to me, but that is why I have decided to talk about it. I want to use this as an opportunity to address this situation, you never know when you'll be attacked by a tiny penis. They could be anywhere, in front of you, behind you, in your mouth, or even IN YOUR PANTS. Wherever they are, remember the only way to escape them is to RUN!