Thread:Jakefear18/@comment-34745594-20181227190555/@comment-37246240-20181230044723

MayMay's Party Machine

Hey guys, it's the queen of the party Mayhem Miller and today we're gonna do a workout tutorial. Have you ever wanted to be the queen of the party? Do you crave that attention on the dance floor, but just can't gain the confidence? Well you NEED my super creation "The Party Machine"! To make this machine your gonna need a treadmill and some vodka, the cheaper the better! Start by jogging on the machine slowly and chugging your vodka the faster you chug the faster you'll become the queen of the party!!!!!! After you have downed about 7 shots and can barely see and stand on your feet anymore, you're gonna turn up the machine and run faster (remember to keep chugging and chugging). Keep going until you.... AHJNSH... SSNSWW, start throwing up everywhere!!! There you have it queens! You are now the queeniest queen of the MOTHERFUCKIN PAR-... *falls to the floor*.