Thread:Nicholas424/@comment-38305958-20190306065927

'''Whew, anyways after that **VERY** mediocre performance I bet you are all excited that Roxxxy is in the house! *audience doesn't make a noise* '''

'''Let's get into the roasts then! '''

Kim, the only thing uglier than your weird names that you chose for your children is your asshole after Ray J fisted it, I bet I could’ve fitten a whole ass North West plane in that shit, like seriously I thought mine was bad after a round with my dad but whew, you take the cake.

On the topic of your children, I genuinely feel so bad for them having to come out of that thing you call a pussy, I’m surprised they didn’t pop out with 3 stds and a UTI, also by the way I found your abortion punch card on the floor, only 2 more abortions till you get one free!

But on a real note you judges put me in such an uncomfortable situation, being forced to sit next to Kim without vomiting is the real challenge of this episode, I swear this bitch doesn’t know what deodorant is, I can’t enjoy the roasts without smelling body odour and shit.

Now I would make a joke about you being safe on snatch game but I don’t want to pull a Charlie and death drop into the bottom 2, I swear the only thing more repetitive than that bitch is Kim crying every three episodes on her show.

'''Now I would love to bring up you getting robbed in Paris but it looks like my time here is up, I hope you all had a great time! I know I sure did since I got five minutes to be away from that whore, Kim. But nonetheless prepare yourself to listen to the same 3 jokes she has used this entire season, give it up for Charlie Hides!'''  