Thread:Nicholas424/@comment-30073052-20180706055200/@comment-34745594-20180728062024

I love food. From classic southern comfort food, to everything Valentina is not eating.


 * Sasha pops out the corner* "Gurl don't joke about that"

My favorite thing to eat is long, juicy thick meat then finishing it all off with a warm cream pie. Mhmm, food is my third favorite thing to have inside of me. Second is Botox and first is PENIS! I eat food a lot, but clearly not as much as Eureka. I'm pretty sure she's the reason they gave the werk room a makeover. They probably really wanted to widen the doors and the runway. Back to far more important things...oh yeah, food. I love food so much that I wrote a poem about food.

There once was a girl who LOVED food Who ate hotdogs to lighten up her mood She loved cream pies And she couldn't deny That they made her feel very good.

I love lots of other foods, hot buns, big juicy meatballs, a glass of nice warm milk and salted nuts.

Now that you've heard me go on an on about food, I have just one thing to say...PENIS!

(This is honestly so cringe-worthy, 3rd place here I come)