Thread:MisterRoninSushi/@comment-30073052-20180804142258/@comment-27946255-20180827003544

I believe that I deserve to win this HOH because I am really poor right now and I need the extra boost of attention and bookings so I can finally get extra guac when I go to Chipotle. I don't think you understand how hard it is for me. Every fucking time I walk past that amazing restaurant, my sniffer can smell the guacamole and it makes my belly quiver. I need that guacamole. It feeds my soul. It runs through my veins, literally. One time I was at school, and out of nowhere, a kid ran up to me and stabbed me in the leg with a pair of scissors. There was no blood, only guacamole. It squirted all over the kid and I tried licking it up as fast as I could. Anyways, after that, they fired me and I got my teaching diploma taken away. Good times, really. But the point is, winning this HOH will do wonders for me. I need the guacamole in my system. I hope you understand.